This man is not a terrorist.
Were you looking at Michael and thinking, "I like this guy but I wish they had a larger model"? Well, today's your lucky day! Meet Sharad Puri! Just like Michael, but larger and with more sarcasm! If you're dreaming of the kind of guy who will quit his high paying job, cash out his 401k and move back in with his parents to follow his dream of making a board game, boy are you ever in the right place! He may look like a poorly clothed, pessimistic misanthrope on the outside but on the inside--no one even wears clothes on the inside! Actually, Sharad's crusty exterior protects a gooey caramel core. You'll find Sharad to be a lover of misfits, underdogs and kids. Sharad has a wingspan that promises unparalleled cuddles. Sharad enjoys cooking too much food, looking for love in all the wrong places (like a board game website...jeez) and general chaos! Sharad is also a great short term investment! For the low, low price of a marriage and an insurance policy, you could be seeing returns in a few short years!