Do you have wit to spare?

We could use some. The image above is our rulebook cover. We're looking for a clever slogan or two to put up on the chalkboard to reflect the dystopia of American Empire. Submit as many entries as you like!

What do I win?

We're glad you asked. The winner(s) will get a $300 gift certificate to the wherever of his or her choice. The winner will also get rulebook credit and the title of their choice. We'll announce the winner on 12/1 so get your American Empire witticisms in now!

We may also put up some of the choicest submissions and have you vote if we can't decide!